It’s okay to have some fun while doing a serious job like job hunting which is a job in itself. Take a break from boring, staid, serious stuff in life and chuckle! Read this cover letter which I procured from the net especially to make you smile. You may copy-paste and use this funny letter. If you don’t get hired, you will make someone laugh…or get this reaction…
Dear Sir / Madam,
Should you ever condescend to pick me up for any kind of technocratic assignment, you would never feel let down or crestfallen. Since I am sure of myself and I assure you of myself now & forever.
A brief memo of my bio-data and curricula vitae, expertise and experience is appended with this note to enable you to arrive at some ineluctable conclusion. My vision,drive and workaholic nature are my greatest assets.
I state candidly and categorically that I would serve the organization with unswerving loyalty and nondigressive singleness of purpose.
With continent of regards
*Reference will be furnished if required.